February 2012
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if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
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beyoncebeytwice:
law school musical
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unfreshing:
asking your crush if the cloth you’re holding smells like chloroform
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
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whenever “R.I.P. (celebrity’s name here)” is trending on twitter and the celebrity isn’t actually dead
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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pandacows:
my current dash makes me feel like i’m back in 2006 trapped in my first ever real high school dance and there are weird teenagers bumping and grinding all around and the air is all gross and hot and the floor is sticky and i am contemplating calling my dad to pick me up and am generally on the verge of tears
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gossipgran:
T-Pain - In Love With A Stripper
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Watch
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Watchsaddeer:
””“a girl’s moan is the sexiest thing ever.”“”
Watchthis will never not be funny
ponycamp:
Hit me up if you’re DTF (dependable, truthful, and friendly)
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