February 2012
crystalmeowth:
This girl in my French class said Nicolas cage was her favorite actor and I threw up a little
how dare you Nicolas Cage is an angel sent down from heaven to deliver blockbuster movies unto us we should all feel ashamed before his beauty
my favourite actor in Friends With Benefits is Justin Timberlake’s butt
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seblaine:
the day i stop thinking andrew garfield is attractive you are allowed to sledgehammer me to the ground because i don’t want to live in a world like that
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Anonymous asked: what actual theme do you use?
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lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
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if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
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beyoncebeytwice:
law school musical
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unfreshing:
asking your crush if the cloth you’re holding smells like chloroform
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like